Tagged: Chris Andersen

The Anatomy of a Spectacular Miami Heat Failure 4

The Anatomy of a Spectacular Miami Heat Failure

The Miami Heat’s bid for basketball immortality – four straight NBA Finals appearances and three straight NBA titles, a feat which has only been accomplished once in league history – has fallen spectacularly short. In the wake of this colossal failure, we’re...

Birdman Will Keep Flying with the Miami Heat 18

Birdman Will Keep Flying with the Miami Heat

The Bird is back! Chris Anderson will receive a one-year minimum salary deal worth approximately $1.4 million from the Miami Heat, with a player option on a second year. When the Heat originally signed Andersen last January, they were hoping for an...

Chris Andersen to Donate Knees to Greg Oden 0

Chris Andersen to Donate Knees to Greg Oden

Miami Heat free agent forward/center Chris “Birdman” Andersen has agreed to donate his knees to Greg Oden. In what will be an unusual and complicated procedure, doctors will reportedly saw off both of Andersen’s knees from the bottom of the femur (thigh...

Miami Heat 2013 Offseason Primer 0

Miami Heat 2013 Offseason Primer

Over the past three offseasons, the Miami Heat has constructed, augmented and refined. Three summers ago, it was uniting LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Mike Miller with Dwyane Wade and Udonis Haslem as a team that would reach the NBA Finals. The following...

Analyzing A Potential Miami Heat Offer to Chris Andersen 3

Analyzing A Potential Miami Heat Offer to Chris Andersen

When the Miami Heat signed Chris “Birdman” Andersen in January, they were hoping for an extra body off the bench who could bring energy, rebounding and defense. Since joining the team, the veteran forward/center has given them much more than that. Outside...

It’s Time for the Miami Heat to Pursue Andray Blatche 0

It’s Time for the Miami Heat to Pursue Andray Blatche

Dwight Howard didn’t get traded to Miami. Greg Oden probably isn’t going to play in 2012-13. Mehmet Okur appears destined to return to his native Turkey. And the Heat passed up the chance to wait out Samuel Dalembert. The Heat still needs a...